Tornado Alley (PROG)

[12yearplan]

I think what this country needs right now is a leader..

.. And this whole “leading by dividing” that has been going on for a few decades now is going to pull this country apart if they’re not careful. The level of corruption with all these politicians and how much money they’re making from these people who’ve poisoned our food supply, I mean … And they hook up with the pharmaceutical people? Like, your job is to go out here and eat poison, get sick, buy the drugs, stay alive long enough, make your claim, have it denied after you’ve paid insurance, and then die and have all that debt passed on to the people. And I can tell you right now, the people doing that are not illegal aliens.

Then at the same time, you’re talking about billionaires, you’re talking about stuff like this, and people on the left have really been embracing you and sharing videos of you.
No, that’s not true, dude. That’s not true. There’s common sense on both sides, but we keep doing this shit where it’s like, “Oh, the right’s all fucking racist!” And dude, the left is some of the most … Most of the left feels like if they have a Black friend, they don’t have issues. I am out of that, so I don’t want to hear any “left” and “right” crap. They’re all fucking nuts. That fucking shit post Me Too, where it went from “People shouldn’t sexually assault people, absolutely” to “I don’t like what you’re talking about in your act,” was fucking nuts. It was McCarthyism on the left. And the left was so fucked up that the psycho right thinks they’re in the middle, and they’re not. They’re out of their fucking minds.

When you think of talking about politics at all in your act, what do you want to do?
If I do it, I trash ’em both because that is my job. I can’t fix the political system, but when I do stand-up, if I start trashing, like, Trump, I’d hear the left in the crowd go, “Yeah, yeah, yeah!” And I’d be like, “The fuck? You voted for a guy that is staring off into space. Your guy literally should be in a fucking home. What are you patting yourself on the back for? Your fucking party has not let you choose your candidate since Obama’s second term. You’re liberal? That’s fucking insane.” I’m not flying either one of their flags; it’s the people who pay them that’s the problem. And they’re always distracting us with other stuff. CNN and Fox News are a fucking disease.

https://www.vulture.com/article/bill-burr-woke-politics-billionaires-left-right.html?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us

https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c3dpeyrx1kyo