Golf's Major Championships

[Eli's Gone]

Them purses/salaries remind me of the "Canseco dollar"...'bout 35 years ago, bunch of us guys were sittin' at the bar after work shootin' the sh!t and Jose Canseco's roughly $5M salary came up---conversation was mainly "no idea what that amount of dough meant---how the *&%# do you spend that"---we all made more or less around $50K/year so I invented the Canseco dollar---told the boys just take 2 zeroes off everything---your $800 rent/mortgage was now 8 bucks---$100 dinner with the wife/gf was now a buck---$20 round of golf was 20 cents---you want that $30K Corvette(at the time), it'll run ya 300 bucks...life was but a dream then the beer ran out

the Judge/Soto dollar would be even more ridiculous i.e. taking 3 zeroes off---$500K house for 500 bucks--might buy 2-----or 3