When will retired lawruh and hobby diver Capn Keith leave the gun and bring the cannoli up from the wreck of the Pulaski?
Will he Plow the recovered profits back into more hobby dives? Will the great Capn use SSFT's amazing AI to select new dive spots? Do we know if, like waterproof watches, the maximum depth rating for which the mushroom joose neural implants are guaranteed to work?
These are key investment questions that purchasers of this reeking turd should include in their awesome DD as they Plow ahead in the pennychump turdstock market. Lest they wind up holding a bagg fulla a crock of shit. Nott just once butt four times.