Interups Inc (ITUP)

[MrSteven]

Yes, by all means, put your full faith in RD — the visionary mastermind of our time. This man doesn’t just talk to banks… no, European banks tremble at his emails. They’re apparently waking up Hong Kong banks in the middle of the night just to create a "Presidential Super Account" for the self-declared President of the World Mr. Laxmi Prasad.

And it gets better — he’s personally instructing European banks to pressure Airbus, because clearly, when RD speaks… Airbus cancels flights and listens.

But wait — nuclear ambition? Oh, absolutely. He’s not only planning four nuclear power plants, he’s suiting up himself to mine uranium, probably with a glow-in-the-dark shovel, and store it right under his kitchen sink. Because why not? Dictatorship starts in the basement, right?

Honestly, we’re all just living in RD’s alternate universe. Someone get Netflix on the phone — this needs a series.