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Friday, 06/13/2025 11:59:09 PM

Friday, June 13, 2025 11:59:09 PM

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New movie project produced, directed, acted, and edited by Poseur Parki shot on 35 year old b/w 8mm film:

Total Loser: How Poseur Parki Failed at Life

Premieres at the Bald Knob (AR) High Skool Film Festival where it will be projected onto a white 53' semi trailer and taps beers are $0.65 from 3PM until 9PM.

The Bald Knob Weekly Shopper says "come and see what kind of bizarroworld shitty film a total loser makes - you'll laugh until you cry and then fall asleep.

The White County Dental Gazette said "this film project brought a lot of business to local dental practices, unfortunately none of our best dentists were able to fix Poseur Parki's mouff fulla rotten teef. And we had to gasmask up, as his breath will knock a buzzard off a shitwagon at 100 yards."

Jimmy Jed Haybail~OUTT said "not a terrible flick if you drop 5 sheets of blotter acid 45 minutes before it starts - otherwise it sucks donkey balls, man."

Heber Springs Movie Review Poopsheet says "they should put this trash on endless loop and play it 24/7 for the terrorist inmates at Guantanamo. Parki's best work yet - 0/10."

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