Seriously now. If anyone knocked on my door and offered me five bucks, I wouldn't turn it down but after they walked away I'd forget why they even came in the first place. I don't know where you live but that is just pure fantasy.
I am old enough to remember Elon handing out million dollar checks like he was the fucking Publishers Clearing House for votes though. Where did you go to college? I attended a speech by Ronald Reagan at mine and this county hasn't voted for a Republican since I was born.
I wish they would have given me 5 bucks to attend.