Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

Yep, they lived in the foothills just outside of Spartanburg and I went for a walk to go smoke some weed. When I got far enough from the house to be by myself I spotted a big old boulder sticking out of the tall grass and thought that would be a cool place to perch while I got a buzz on. I went wading through the grass and out it popped.

The turkey got to its perch before I did LOL and I definitely needed the weed after that. It scared the crap out of me.