Only a matter of days until all these things happen, eh?
You are aware, no doubt, that days add up to be weeks, months, and eventually years and years and years. Things due to happen in the coming days simply means that it hasn't happened yet, isn't happening now, and yet could perhaps happen sometime in the future.
I wish EP had given some consideration 2 (or 5) years ago to trying giving honesty a chance. As it stands, this is just more BS.
I am obviously NOT an investment advisor.