Liberal Free Chat Zone

[MiamiGent]

Here it is, opened up, ks and I guess the majority here who don't have an X (twitter) membership.
I'll try to remember to do "open format" going forward.

Weekend Humor

You know you're a Floridian if.....

-A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.

-You know that anything under a Category 3 isn't worth waking up for.

-You know the south is found up north

-You know the closest South American city to the United States is Miami .....


Pharmacist ( to me ): "In order to buy arsenic, you need a legal prescription.
A picture of your mother-in-law just isn't enough."

Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest....


These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words:

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -Clarence Darrow

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde...


My wife had another car wreck today. She told the police that the man she ran over was drinking beer with one hand and had a cell phone in the other. The cops told her that the man could do what he wanted in his own living room.

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