Tornado Alley (PROG)

[Zorax]

Bought a Globe and Mail and a first Bud

Wait, is that as in Budweiser beer?
If so, you're all the way into Vancouver and don't go Canadian draft? Try moosehead even... it's like 7% or something.

Egad man. That's like going to Oktoberfest in Germany and ordering a coors light.