The tariff regime is very easy to understand D / T * (z * y) whereD = number of cocktails Trump had this morning T = The number of drunken tweets generated) z and y represent the elasticity of annoyance at these hourly changes and the ability to pass that annoyance to your spouse z times y is actually one leaving tariff policy as number of cocktails divided by number of drunken tweets I don't see any uncertainty anyone need worry about here.