🐱 Great, hap! I applaud your extensive knowledge of sexual abuse. But, if you feel any primal urges in the future, here's some unsolicited advice:
Newmedman recommends that you buy the Pocket-Pussy on Amazon. Run it under a little hot water, lube it up and close your eyes. It's like the Sweet 'n' Low of smut... not quite the real thing, but it's legal and will get you by.