ETF SWING & DAY TRADING

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Gloe & LP2 & all:

I am back with the eyes of an Eagle. Thanks to everyone.

Now for a little OT humor.

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, who is deaf, has
cheated him out of ten million bucks. He got the job because it was
assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything
that he'd ever have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing
$10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign
language.Through his interpreter, he asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the
10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what
you're talking about."That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol,
puts it to the bookkeepers temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you
don't tell him!"The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in
a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in
Queens !"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the
trigger."