Tornado Alley (PROG)

[dukeb]

I once heard on a TV commercial that "I can't believe it's not butter" tastes just like the real thing.

I was...sadly disappointed.

Funny, though. I used to work with a woman whose husband, a food chemist, invented "Smart Balance Buttery Spread." She used to come in with big stacks of coupons for free Smart Balance products, including the butter substitute and Smart Balance peanut butter.

I miss that woman.

I just heard on a TV commercial that your hair can grow more than 590 miles in a lifetime.