Here's how the world works: if you want to audit something, you use a team of accountants.
I was obviously right when I suggested you were very young, with no experience of anything. In the world of business, everyone uses accountants and auditors. Naturally crooks don't like to be compelled to do that, but fortunately they have no choice. If Trumpty and President Musk want their "audit" to be believed, they need to give up on the kids and bring in the guys with the calculators.