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Trudeau Gave Him NOTHING. Tabs, Tues., Feb. 4, 2025
NOTHING.
Evan Hurst
Feb 04, 2025

This is, shall we say, LMAO:
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It’s funny because there were already 8,500 “frontline personnel” on the border and the $1.3 billion was announced in December, during Joe Biden’s presidency. Trudeau promised him nothing that either didn’t already exist, or is totally pointless like “fentanyl czar.” Sure, bud. Donald Trump got rolled by both of our immediate neighbors’ heads of state in one day. Who will make him look like the biggest loser today? [Canadian government website / Acyn]

So if you’re keeping score, that’s:

TRUMP TRADE WAR UPDATE: Colombia: Lasted 4 hours - Trump accepts what was already offered. 🇨🇴 Mexico: Lasted one weekend - Trump accepts worse than before. 🇲🇽 Canada: Lasted one weekend - Trump accepts what was already agreed. 🇨🇦 Two-step process established: 1. Try to look tough 2. Just fold 🤡

— News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) 2025-02-03T21:58:46.269Z

Susan Collins is a coward who’s scared of being primaried by Elon Musk, so she’s decided to sell out American national security to confirm “Russia’s girlfriend” Tulsi Gabbard as DNI. It’s OK, though, Donald Trump and Elon. Musk will have fundamentally bumblefucked the country to death by next Tuesday. Who needs national security when you ain’t got one? [JoeMyGod]

By the way, did y’all see Tulsi Gabbard’s Newsweek op-ed where she basically said she wouldn’t call Edward Snowden a traitor because WAAAAAAAAAAH HILLARY CLINTON AND MITT ROMNEY ARE SO MEAN, CALLED ME NAMES, WAAAAAAAAAH? [Newsweek]

Have you heard about Marco Rubio’s new bigot deputy Darren Beattie, who writes things like “Competent white men must be in charge?” He seems like every other Nazi Trump appointee, we guess! [Rolling Stone]

Two of the federal employee unions — the AFGE and SEIU — are suing to get Elon Musk’s grubby apartheid Nazi paws out of the Treasury’s payment database. [Josh Gerstein on Bluesky]

Trump’s little thug DC US Attorney Ed Martin gonna PROSECUTE anybody who’s bein’ mean to Elon Musk’s little DOGE slumber party of giant-headed 19-year-old unfuckables. Uh oh, guys! Don’t get convicted of “Aggravated Made Fun Of ‘Big Balls’ On The Internet!” It’s totally a law in Trump’s America! [Amanda Moore on Bluesky]

Apparently one of Elon’s weenus incels likes to retweet Nick Fuentes and other neo-Nazis. Huh, what a very surprise shock! [American Prospect]

At my Friday place, I lost my shit at freaks blaming these plane crashes on DEI, and reminded everyone what “DEI” stands for. (It’s an all-purpose bigot word that means “N”-word and also every anti-LGBT and anti-woman slur too! It’s like Smurf.) Come by and read and subscribe and share! [The Moral High Ground]

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