Otherwise, kindly sprinkle your California wildfire disinformation posts with festive emojis, there’s no reason we can’t be pleasant as we tear our civilization to tatters.
Near as I can figure, the fires began when a BLM/Antifa riot reenactment got out of hand, and spread because under California law, only indigenous, left-handed lithosexuals are permitted within ten yards of a fire hydrant, though I suppose it’s theoretically possible the Right-wing media is being disingenuous on the subject.
Though thousands of homes have been destroyed, at least the tragedy has provided the Führer-elect an opportunity to deploy his very favorite playground nickname. “Gavin Newscum” is his Guernica. Every time he posts about “Gavin Newscum,” he prints the tweet out for Melania to hang on the fridge at Marm-a-Lago. (I learned that from the Amazon Prime documentary.)