I just finished streaming Alien: Romulus. Takes place in the time frame between the first Alien and Aliens.
There's a young synthetic with a weakness for 'bad' jokes. These were compiled on Reddit. People who saw the movie in the theater remarked that there was more laughter than groans from the audience.
Bet that pertains here as well. 😏
"Bad" jokes from Romulus.
I don’t understand cloning. That makes two of us.
I bought a book about zero gravity. I couldn’t put it down.
Why don’t monsters eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?.. because he couldn't see well.
You hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed space.
Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? He’s all right now.