Tornado Alley (PROG)

[janice shell]

He can sell it in the book stores, keep out of the schools and away from children...

It isn't a Dirty Book. S/he simply wanted to explain the problems s/he had in her life because s/he is different. The idea is to help other kids. In the sense of teens.

I think you underestimate the "common sense" of kids. They'd wonder why you're having the vapors, I'm sure.