I’m assuming you know there was a de minimis amount of short position remaining when the ticker was deleted because EVERYONE WITH A BRAIN CLOSED OUT THEIR POSITION WHEN IT AS AT ONE CENT FOR A MONTH and that you wrote this as good clean comedy of course.
We could “mark it” but I suspect we both know you will still be here making impossible things up, calling out those telling the truth, and cheerleading those remaining liars in 2026 and beyond. Of course.