Ouch, but i think we agree that broke would be more when you can't buy a cup of coffee, and a desk chair is a chair to sit in at a desk. A "seating experience" could be a seat on a city bus, or on a toilet. Or the experience of a new member of congress on her first day.
It was Plato who said, “He, O men, is the wisest, who like Socrates, knows that his wisdom is in truth worth nothing”