Yes, all the criminals love to play the victim and all you sycophants cheer for your criminal......until you get busted. Then things tend to get real.
I don't care either way. As far as I see it, Garland would rather cup his dick than use it so your hero won't face any criminal charges but if he owes us 100 million dollars, I want it back.
edit: you edited your post and still can't spell 'ridiculous' correctly?