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Tuesday, 05/07/2024 6:38:35 PM

Tuesday, May 07, 2024 6:38:35 PM

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A duck walks into a hardware store...
He asks the clerk, "Do you got any grapes?"

The clerk looks at the duck confused and says "Well, no this is a hardware store."

The duck shrugs it off and leaves.

The next day the duck returns to the hardware store, looks around and asks the clerk, "Do you got any grapes?"

The clerk kind of irritated asks the duck to leave, as there are obviously no grapes being sold at a hardware store. Ever.

Lo and behold the following day the duck enters the same hardware store and asks the clerk "Do you have any grapes?"

The clerk, having had enough of this tells the duck, "If you ever set foot in this hardware store asking for grapes again, I'm going to staple your beak shut!"

The duck leaves, only to come walking right back in moments later and asks, "Do you have any staples?"

The clerk looks at the staples shelf, "Hmmm, sorry we are all out"

The duck looks at the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?