Tornado Alley (PROG)

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My first wife gave me two beautiful children, I was in the delivery room with each one. She gave birth, all I did was hold a hand and watch. True my fingers were almost broken, but it was well worth the experience. I know this much; sure, glad I am a man. Nothing like being pregnant in the summertime to truly make your day complete.

I have always taken a moment to thank the good lord for making me a man, I doubt very much I could deal with being a woman.