Tornado Alley (PROG)

[Zorax]

Back in the day I advertised gambling flyers for my 'get rich from your kitchen table' project with the National Enquirer.
Best advertising ever.

But are you telling me that those gigantic livestock and gigantic family dogs don't exist?
I mean, I don't think the alien babies were fake photographs. Photoshop wasn't invented yet.

It's its...crushing my confidence to the core........