Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

I'm only two snifters into the process at this point and you're not helping at all. It's going to get worse. Do me a favor and explain your legal strategies for keeping a criminal out of jail again, since you seem to know better than everyone else.

Tell us how it's impossible to sexually assault someone in an exclusive dressing room or have sex with an adult film star while your wife is at home with your newborn. Maybe you can quote a couple bible passages to affirm yourself too.