Tornado Alley (PROG)

[janice shell]

Something tells me if Trumpty's convicted and sentenced, it'll be to some form of house arrest, in part because of the Secret Service protection. Too many people at Mar-a-Lago to confine him there. But he has that big house in the New York boonies. He's never spent much time there, though I think Junior did, for a while. I believe that could work.

If by then Junior and Eric have any money left, they could create a fake Oval Office for Demented Dad. Trumpty could sit there all day, making calls on an unconnected phone and, like his father before him, signing blank sheets of paper.