Tornado Alley (PROG)

[hap0206]

You are safe -- you are a dem

I never sexually assaulted a woman, committed fraud in the tens of billions, tried to overthrow an election

But, if you were a repub -- POTUS -- with $2.5b -- you could be convicted of sexual assault by a sexual predator in a busy womens dressing room in a major NY dep store occurring on some unknown date --you could be convicted for your valuing your property with a number you think it is worth finding you owe $450m because a jerk judge disagrees with your opinion -- or tried to figure out how your opponent got 81m votes w/o ever getting out of his basement to campaign

All just because you are a repub running for POTUS

Lucky you -- a carpenter with a future