Tornado Alley (PROG)

[Zorax]

Listen, Newmedman, you need to take your hammer, hit yourself in the head enough times to lower your IQ so you can understand that level of communication.
It's like learning another language instantly.
Painfully, but pretty much instantly. The risky part may be the gap may be too great to withstand the number of contact processes needed to reach the lower level.

But looking at that post, you may need a bigger hammer.