Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

Do you ever go outside of your bubble? There's a whole world spinning around here. I'm sorry that the kids grow up no longer feeling the need to milk the cows and run to good paying jobs but your bullshit doesn't work anymore.

You can blame the internet for the reasons why the local preacher was finally caught fucking your son/daughter and got away with it for so long.