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Re: WTMHouston post# 27354

Tuesday, 11/11/2003 11:47:34 PM

Tuesday, November 11, 2003 11:47:34 PM

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From Bill Engvall's CD:

"I go to this bar in LA. They're dragging this guy out. I ask the bartender -- 'What's the deal with that guy?' -- 'If you are drunk and awake in California, we have to call you a cab.' Bill laughs. 'In Texas, if you are drunk and awake, we call you the designated driver.'"

Thought of you. <g>
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