Theo's Poolside Discussion of Trading Delights and Disasters (BYOB)

[Theo]

In all the mess, you can be thankful for that...

What would they "report" to the IRS anyway?

"Yo gubbiment suit! This here is Theo's account information and, as you can plainly see, he sucks big time at trading. I mean look at all these dog piles of shit trades. You probably should crawl up his ass and see if he's hiding anything cause there can't possibly be anybody so all-fired stupid as this idiot. He's obviously hiding something..."