Lehman Brothers Financial SA (LEHNQ)

[cottonisking]

Well Bobby, as long as your investments are accumulating interest, it is okay for you to wait 25 years for a cash payouts.

But, I expect immediate cash from my investments. My quality of life improves along with each cash distribution. Bobby you do not need better health care, long term care, drug medications, around the clock home health care...you only need to delay getting your $5 million cash payment. Listen to me Bobby, I want the best for you and your love one's. Let the aliens from Mars keep you away from your cash, tied up in your CTs'. No new car Bobby.

No Bobby, small retail investors are not under attack from aliens from Mars.

Bobby, let LBHI hold the cash in your trust. Do not be piste Bobby. The BNYM is with you all the way to Mars on this Bobby, no cash.

Okay Bobby, pay me a fee to carry your groceries to your car.