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Reminder that the Cap is off this week....

Heads up, there will be NO BLOG NEXT WEEK, as I will be observing the holiday, by giving thanks for the rare opportunity to spend a few days without pouring MAGA poison into my brain.

So some remarks to last week's post from some fans....

https://showercapblog.com/ghost-buses-and-kidney-punches-america-is-finally-great-again/

Micheal on Saturday, November 18th, 2023 at 3:05 am
I need to read all of these entries. Thanks for “taking that bullet for us vitamins!

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Michael on Saturday, November 18th, 2023 at 3:08 am
Stoopid auto-correct… VERMIN! Not vitamin!

Karla Von Huben on Friday, November 17th, 2023 at 11:06 pm
As one of the vermin that Trump would like to crush should he slither into office again, I am making a t-shirt: “TEAM VERMIN 2024!” I’m surprised they’re not on the market yet, but no. I’ll have to make it myself. I’m an old woman, and that orange pus ball should know better than to piss off an old woman. I’m beyond giving two fucks what anyone thinks. Have a great Thanksgiving, Cap, and thank you for wading through all the shit so I don’t have to. Stay safe!

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Joni S on Saturday, November 18th, 2023 at 1:40 pm
Hey Karla, your idea for T-shirts is wicked smart and as one of the old women who doesn’t give two fucks, he who shall not be named really should not piss off old women. Not only would I buy one, but I bet you could nicely supplement your income this year and part of next by selling them. Could make a tidy profit as you get into a good production mode. I know I would support you and be your first customer. You go for it! Joni

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MikeL on Saturday, November 18th, 2023 at 2:00 am
Guess da vermin put da High back in Ohio.
Agenda for 2024
Tramp Rot-wing regrublicans dicks into the dust bin of Hertory.

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MikeL on Saturday, November 18th, 2023 at 2:20 am
Will subpreme Court Just us Bribes Thomas and the rest of Harlan Crow flock have to give back ALL of their Bribes Harlen and Co so Lavishly provided them?

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RockyD on Saturday, November 18th, 2023 at 4:30 am
I dunno Cap, maybe they need to bring back Gohmert to up the IQ level a bit! 🤪 Seems things only get worse but I guess that’s to be expected of a dying movement, which is what this is. The solidly entrenched never go down without a bloody fight as they become irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. Takes a while though. Thanks for curating some of the details and have a horror free holiday.

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Cynthia Lyman on Saturday, November 18th, 2023 at 6:06 am
Thank you again, Cap, for steering us through the MAGAt flotsam and jetsam of yet another week of ‘normal political discourse’ in today’s hellscape. Please safely enjoy plenty of beer, turkey, and pie during your long holiday weekend break.

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Buddster on Saturday, November 18th, 2023 at 8:21 am
Thanks Cap. Your humorous musings give me a release from the mind numbing stupidity of the Rethuglican House and it’s new theologically driven Speaker . Maga Mike the johnson. Budd

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Buttermilk Sky on Saturday, November 18th, 2023 at 12:22 pm
“I’m not about to welcome Jenna Ellis to the Resistance…” “Casablanca” reference, right?

Glad you’re on our side already, Cap. Have a swell Thanksgiving.

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Leila on Saturday, November 18th, 2023 at 2:36 pm
Hi ShowerCap,

So Stephen Miller will construct Barbie Dream Concentration Camps? Not to be argumentative, but sounds more like Klaus Barbie Dream Concentration Camps. Do the voters out there understand that Reverend Niemoller quote, updated, where “First they came for the Illegal Immigrants, but I wasn’t an Illegal Immigrant, so I didn’t speak out, then they came for the Dreamer Students, but I was not a Dreamer Student, so I didn’t speak out,… …finally they came for me, and there was no one left to speak out for me.

Well, Great. Now I’ve gone and scared myself. Begone, Specter Miller! Aroint thee! Ha! Have a fine Thanksgiving, all!

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ColinFromLasVegas on Saturday, November 18th, 2023 at 6:08 pm
Enjoyed this newest Friday edition. Got a few chuckles out of me.

I have something to add about Clay Higgins.

Higgins went to a symposium about paranormal experiences and the supernatural. The professor asked the audience if anyone has ever made love to a ghost. Higgins raised his hand. The professor was astonished. “Wow. I have never run into someone who has made love to a ghost.” Higgins said, “OH! Wait. I’m sorry. I’m mistaken. I thought you said goat….” (snare drum, cymbal crash)

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Frank33 on Saturday, November 18th, 2023 at 7:19 pm
“I dunno, maybe it’s these plans I keep reading about, to construct Stephen Miller’s Barbie Dream Concentration Camps”
Breaking Turd Reich News. Again, more Nazis showing up in public. That does not include the Nazis, “Mommies For Hitler”, or Elmo or Harlan Crow. And since Clarence and Ginni Thomas are on the Harlan Crow Plantation, they are probably Nazis.

And the worst Nazi on the Supreme Court is John Roberts. These new Nazis are in Madison WI. and “There will be blood”, and they have swastikas. Come on Maggots, get some new Shtick. These scary clowns are the “Blood Tribe”, and they wear Blood Red shirts. That itself is a deplorable Crime of Fashion.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/neo-nazis-march-through-madison-yelling-there-will-be-blood

Jimmy Herlihy on Saturday, November 18th, 2023 at 5:38 am

Oh Cap, my Cap,
You are, without question, the best thing that’s ever happened to Friday nights here in the land of the ‘Are-we-or-aren’t -we-a-democracy’, and I am forever grateful. Not entirely sure I could take this cluster fuck of incompetence without a trusted guide such as yourself to help me feel so not all alone!

So, thanks for another round of fun on Friday, for another witty and insightful peek into the abyss and for just being there.
Have a wonderful meal and enjoy time with the people that matter most!
Jim