Tornado Alley (PROG)

[blackhawks]

Imagine if this was happening to the Dems and one of them made the same suggestion. There wouldn't be enough fainting couches, pearls to be clutched and warehouses to store all of the lost shit for republican faux moralists.

Late Tuesday afternoon, Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky suggested that the only way to bridge the party’s divisions was to get everyone drunk.

“I think they’re going to have to bring alcohol in there to solve this,” he said. “There’s some angry drunks that can fight it out. There’s some friendly drunks like me. But I don’t see this happening without alcohol.”