Tornado Alley (PROG)

[Zorax]

I don't think the whole story about the turtles health is out there under one source, probably on purpose.
There are other reports of falls at home as well as the one that he concussed on, plus some blurb about a fall at work. Repeated black out falls aren't a good sign.

I do want to see hewhoshitsinpantsincourt go into a blank stare episode like the turtle in the middle of his next rally. Blathering and slobbering and repeating words is normal for him and isn't enough. His depends are plenty of padding should he keel backward.