There’s a serious issue here hiding behind the comicality. The dude in your photo might lose 75 pounds on Ozempic or Mounjaro and still not improve his mile time significantly, or at all. That’s because these drugs (Mounjaro more so than Ozempic) cause loss of lean muscle mass as well as fat.
“The efficient-market hypothesis may be the foremost piece of B.S. ever promulgated in any area of human knowledge!”