Tornado Alley (PROG)

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All drag queens! LOL

morons on parade: performative-nonsense peacocks and shouty wrestling coaches
your Republican House of Representatives

can we talk for a moment about this idiot?



this man is not an Israeli soldier. but you might be fooled into thinking he’s one, because he’s wearing an IDF uniform.

meet Brian Mast, Republican Representative from the great state of Floriduh. he’s not an Israeli. he’s never been a member of the Israeli military. he’s not even Jewish.

Brian’s a Christian from Grand Rapids, Michigan. he is a US military veteran, but the closest that he’s come to the IDF is the twelve days he spent as a non-combat volunteer, packing medical supplies.

but lately he’s been showing up in Congress in full Israeli military garb. you see, Brian is making a point — and that point is: I’m a performative-nonsense nitwit who loves doing cheap political stunts in order to get my face on TV.

what is it about House Republicans and their love of dressing up like fucking clowns?

yesterday we discussed to death Nancy Mace’s fondness for identifying herself as an adulteress.



but what in the actual fuck is this?



here’s Wyoming Republican Harriet Hageman, grinning like a loon while carrying a rope around the halls of Congress. why? who knows? who cares? it’s just more performative-nonsense ass-hattery.