The stock could open up huge today. Oh, wait, wrong company. We must ask ourselves - Can the Meatball ever become our Hero? I know this is a little sub-standard, but, hey...
Everybody sings now:
... It rolled off the table; it rolled onto the floor And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden and under a bush And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.