Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

you need to cut down on the Geritol. Your synapses don't appear to be firing correctly.

One of the great things about America is that criminals that get caught always get their day in court no matter who they are or what social status they claim to have.

Now be a good old guy and send him your next six months of Social Security checks so he can afford a lawyer that won't completely embarrass him on national television before the indictments are even made public.

In fact, why don't you just commit the rest of your life's income to him because I'm afraid between this and other alleged crimes he's facing it could be a long slow walk through judicial purgatory for his sorry ass.