"sneak"....you non-gunners! walk right in, set it on the table in plain view, scream at the little woman "GET YOUR ASS IN HERE RIGHT NOW", when she comes in ya give her a big hug and say...Honey, I love you...see what I bought for ya? I sure hope you like it, it's beautiful and reminded me of you so I thought you needed to have it....
hell...she'll never shoot it, it's all yours, dude~