Taking care of me and my needs is one thing... But you want me to ask 300-600 dollar an hour professionals to take the time to write a legal opinion?... so I can post it on a chat board??
Come on my friend.... really????
I tell you what...If you agree to start paying all my bills, take me out to dinner once in a while, and give each and every one of the above mentioned professionals a weekly foot massage (including my wife and I)... THEN, Im pretty sure I can navigate the fulfillment of your request.