Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

OK LOL take a damn break. I had a date cancel on me tonight so instead of a good Bohemian dinner and a movie I'm stuck here eating grilled cheese and tomato soup with the dog but I can still get my happy ass to the now thoroughly cleaned toilet.

Got tomorrow off too so I'm seriously considering taking some special butter out of the freezer and making some starstruck pancakes for a midnight snack. Next time I post it could be from cloud nine. It's been awhile since I have been bored. Even the dog is resting from our escapades today.

My memory isn't what it used to be but I never forget anyone who calls me out. It has two purposes. You either gain my respect or my ire. It's mostly respect but if you get on my shit list, you know what's coming.