The Jailhouse

[drag and boogie]

Well, just in case, I just et some taters, possum, chicken livers, chitlins and gravy, turnip greens, okra, beans, mushrooms, onions and chili pepper. Thankyou for the wine bottle cork Ol Drummer, I'll need it.

At 11:59 AM tomorrow I'm having dessert...............EXLAX.


That should take care of the state of Florida and any smelly Marlins.

Then when they bury me fanny up, I'll flip this thing over so it smothers Saskatchewan.

Nail two birds with one "blow". heh heh.

Now, when my soul appears....watch out!


Hang down your head Tom Dooley, hang down your head and (burp) cryyyyyyy.

This time tomorrow, I'll be posting from a new IP.

not bad, eh? Now how can you fry such talent?

Remember Matt, shoot me first! if'n ya don't.......well....
I'm squeelin' about you and you know who!

Blackmail usually works.

Did ya see "The Green Mile"? Don't use that same dam generator, it musta had a Chevy engine in it, no guts.

Talk about a slow burn!

and no rice burner powered generators either.

HEMI POWER BABY!

Well, gotta finish these chitlins. :<(~

Make sure Churak sits in the front row!

OH and split up my EDIG shares (all 7 of them, evenly between ya'll). No fightin'.

Well, i gots 15 minutes Boss....maybe I'll think a sumpin'.