or when your neighbor is a PITA... get a fridge box and fill it with old newspaper and at the very bottom put in a new (or old) calendar you got for free like from NAPA.......
put in a note that said..... remember when you plowed in my driveway the other day after I had just cleaned it and you were laughing? Merry X-mas......
his family was rolling with laughter....... he actually has a big garbage bin the truck has to pick up and dump it filled the bin.......I saw it....
I don't get mad.....I get even. 10-1 is what I always figure is a fair exchange