Tornado Alley (PROG)

[brooklyn13]

Excellent. Infrastructure is crumbling nationwide, hate crimes and gun violence rising exponentially, problems at the border, China maybe getting ready to invade Taiwan, N Korea testing ballistic missiles, massive shortage of teachers, confidence in voting shaken, debt ceiling problems on tap.

But sure, let's concentrate on the laptop, it should be priority #1. If the stuff on it is anywhere near as bad as you're hoping, it will still be fraction of the corruption brought to you by Jared and the fam.