The Free Zone Board

[QuasimodoJones]

Meme:STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT TO ME!!!!!!!

What's the matter, Dennis, a little boom-chicka-boom and you fall right over?

You point out the direction, and I'll...

Hey, maybe I've chicka-boomed Neuro into silence...well worth "bearing" for that! <VBG>

PLEASE, MEME! Please don't "bait the bear"! I am loath to involve him in any colloquy we might have, having sworn to let the whole 'thing' lapse yesterday. You know how it grates on him like Parmesan on linguine to have himself spoken of in the third person.

Besides, you know very well that two is company, and three is a menage a trois, and you are distracting enough as it is.

Do you think I could triple my double-entendres any further?

I dunno. Here's my personal favorite, it's almost a triple-entendre:

Q: What happens when you break wind in church?

A: You sit in your own pew!

Dennis