Sorry, no fresh hell today. This is several weeks old hell. Just as good and much cheaper.
Some dude down in a swamp is going through painful gyrations to make the board page "responsive" so that it can be viewed on a mobile device without needing a magnifying glass that you could melt steel with. Don't worry about the gyrations - he seems to like it. Once the board page is responsive, would it help if there was a tooltip that showed the post number? The post number is always available by reading the actual post in case of an emergency...
We all wore onions on our belts as it was the fashion at the time.