Tornado Alley (PROG)

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Breaking:

Amazon contracts with GOP to dedicate warehouse space in each distribution center nationwide as 'GOP Shit Lost and Found' areas.

This is to accommodate either disappointing GOP election results and or impending indictments of Trump for the 1/6 insurrection, election interference in GA and or the classified docs thefts and obstruction of the investigation into same; all of which are expected to generate copious amounts of lost Trumpanzee shit.

There will also be conspiracy theory exchange counters in each warehouse.

Story developing.