Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

lol I fucked up my marriage but am more than glad to share this account and twitter with my new friends.

They think I'm nuts, but that's the truth. I can't take it back. I know I'm stupid but I use that as a reason to never get married again.

Here I am baby! Come look under the hood. You may not like it and I don't care but if there's something we need to talk about, let's get it done right now because I'm not going to spend my life lying to you because you're pretty.

disclaimer: I think all women are beautiful and even after 3 years I'm still burned up over my ex. I will never marry again, ever and I use a condom with everyone else who tries to drag me in. To further, my little weeny could not possibly make a dent in the space time continuum.